双语笑话|We Left Nothing 大家什么也没留下

Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked^{1 a note for the milkman on the door: NOBODY HOME. DON'T LEAVE ANYTHING.}

When she got back that night, she found her door broken open and her house ransacked^{2（洗劫，掠夺） . On the note she had left, she found the following message added:}

THANKS! WE HAVEN'T LEFT ANYTHING!

布朗太太要外出一天。 她锁好了房门，在门上给送牛奶的人钉了一张便条：家没人，请勿留下任何东西！

她当天晚上回家后发现房间门被撞开，房屋被洗劫一空。在她留给送奶人的便条上，她发现被补充了一句：谢谢！大家什么也没留下！